Very funny song to play. this is just the same as they play in video from youtube, a la maroquinerie, acoustic set intro F#m7 - F#m - B F#m7 - F#m - B F#m7 - F#m - B F#m7 - F#m - C# verse: A, C#m-Cm-Bm, C#m, Bm, C#m, E A Oh, talk talk talk Oh, shut your mouth. C#m A little kiss kiss kiss, come on and help me out. C#m - Cm - Bm Desperate times call for desperate measures, and desperate desires lead to desperate pleasures. C#m You know? Bm Oh yeah, you know don't you? C#m Oh god, you don't? E Oh no, you don't, do you? (Repeat chords from verse) Won't you teach teach teach me if you can. How to [beat more guys up by the hand]. Who needs class when you got money? Well I've got cash, but you've got everything else. ---Chorus:--- E Well you can call me crazy, but I heard that sells. A C#m Oh, why can't I be you? A C#m Oh, how can I be you? Bm Oh, it's so easy for you to be just what everyone wants to be. E So, why not me? Tell me, why not me? Tell me! ---Repeat INTRO--- (and now repeat from verse) Well look look look who's laughing now? Well it's me-e-e, but not too loud. I won't make it on my own for long, dear. I'm doing anything to just hold on here. It's true, it's true, that I could just walk a mile in another man's shoes. Oh, why can't I be you? Oh, how can I be you? Oh, it's so easy for you to be, just what everyone wants to be. So, why not me? Tell me, why not me? Now listen to me, listen to me, you're what I should be, what I could be. So what do you say, what do you say? I'm willing to pay, begging to pay. Now what'll it take, what'll it take, to get me a break, give me a break? Oh what can you do, what can I do, to make you like me, make me like you? Why can't I be you? Oh, how can I be you? Oh, it's so easy for you to be, just what everyone wants to be, the -- things never stop haunting me, you can make it look so easy! Why not me? Tell me! Why not me? Oh, tell me! Why, not me?